tired...

Yes... The wonderful world of google has just offered up some insight into one of my more annoying issues, that being, I'm always tired.

One article in particular offered up the following reasons:
1) Anemia (via every woman's monthly curse)
2) Hypothyroid
3) UTI
4) Caffeine Overload
5) Sleep apnea
6) Food Intolerance
7) Undiagnosed Heart Disease

While some of these are likely a big no... some others leave me wondering. Are my thin eyebrows and the fact that I'm always chilly due to an under-active thyroid? Are my americano's making me sleepy? Maybe I should eat more red meat?

Who knows. For now, I'll just focus on trying to catch enough z's. Seeing as I never sleep very well, this could be (and likely is) the root of the problem.

...But to the real point of this post...
Seeing as I grew up in the Mormon Mecca of the world, I thought the following was pretty hilarious:

When I visited our modern oracle (google) and typed in my question: Why am I so tired? I was greeted with the predictive type for frequently asked questions. All I typed was the word 'Why,' and look what popped up:...Yeah...
Apparently "Why are mormons so hot?" is a frequently asked question and there are a slurry of forums in which the topic is discussed.
*cracked me up.*