Saturday, April 30, 2011

Cart-wheeling verger Ben Sheward rebuked by stodgy clerics after becoming wedding web sensation


Shame on the Abbey clerics for scolding the cart-wheeling verger. There’s nothing wrong with showing joy in God’s house.

I’m sure Jesus didn’t mind one bit! To be able to do cartwheels at his age, Ben derserves a medal.

Daily Mail reports the Westminster Abbey verger who became an internet sensation after cart-wheeling down the nave following the Royal Wedding has been rebuked by senior staff.

Sources at the Abbey said the man was feeling ‘fairly chastened’ after his impromptu display of acrobatics was caught on film.

Although he is unlikely to face any formal disciplinary action, Abbey staff have warned him not to speak publicly about the incident.

While the Abbey has refused to identify him, sources have disclosed he is Ben Sheward, who lives in South London.

The sources said Mr Sheward is believed to have worked at the Abbey for ten years, and he has previously been pictured welcoming new choirboys by sharing sweets with them.
According to some sources, he has studied music in New Zealand and is an expert on the composer Edward Elgar.

Mr Sheward waited until some 1,900 guests had left the Abbey before seizing his chance to cartwheel down the red carpet that William and Kate had just walked along for the first time as a married couple.
In the clip, the black-cassocked verger is shown strolling down the carpet.

As a number of apparent stragglers from the wedding service look on, he embarks on one cart-wheel, smiles, and then squeezes in at least one other before disappearing out of shot.

ITV cameras caught his antics, which were beamed to millions of viewers around the world, ensuring the unsuspecting verger became an international celebrity.

The clip had already attracted 100,000 internet hits yesterday, and comments on various websites had come from as far afield as the United States and Australia. One said: ‘I think this self-publicist should be sacked!’ Most, however, praised him.

A Westminster Abbey spokesman said: ‘The verger, like all of us, was very pleased the service had gone according to plan, and was expressing his exuberance.’ He emphasised that the incident occurred some time after the wedding had finished.

But Abbey officials were keen to prevent the story spreading further yesterday with one saying: ‘We are just trying to keep a lid on this one. The verger has been spoken to a number of times and has been advised how to handle the situation.’

The official denied, however, that the man was in hiding, saying the Abbey had not resorted to such extreme measures.

Yesterday there was no sign of Mr Sheward amid the thousands of visitors to Westminster Abbey.

One verger, who was greeting the crowds, said: ‘We all found it jolly good fun when we heard but I don’t think he anticipated all the publicity.

‘I believe he thought the cameras would have been turned off by that point. Now some visitors are expecting all vergers to be doing cart-wheels.’

Another Abbey worker added: ‘It was lovely, just lovely. It reflected the joy we were all feeling at that point. But he really isn’t looking to become a media star – he isn’t that kind of guy.’

All of the carpets, furniture, fixtures and fittings which had been brought in for the wedding had been cleared away by Friday night.

The only evidence of the nuptials yesterday – besides the larger-than-usual number of visitors – were the 20ft potted trees lining the aisle.

A verger is usually a layman who assists in the ordering of religious services, particularly in Church of England churches or cathedrals.

A verger’s main role is to lead processions during services, and they often play a prominent part behind the scenes, helping to plan the logistical details of a service and discreetly shepherding the clergy through it. But they have a variety of other functions, from acting as odd-job men to guiding tourists around the buildings.

The office’s title comes from the ceremonial rod which a verger carries, a virge, from the Latin virga, meaning branch, staff or rod.

Tempers flare and shoes are thrown at Pastor Terry Jones' Dearborn rally


Terry Jones may be out there, but not everything he has to say is off base. I have a problem with Muslims who refuse to assimilate to American culture no differently than if it were any other group.

But, Islam is the chic religion of the Left. As far as I’m concerned Islam is not a religion of peace at all. They put a much higher value on death and martyrdom which is why they have no problem strapping bombs to babies.

That’s pretty sick if you ask me!

Detroit Free Press reports amid a heavy police presence, Pastor Terry Jones delivered a rambling speech Friday from the steps of Dearborn City Hall that lashed out at Islam and President Barack Obama, but much of his words were drowned out by the voices of a swarm of protesters across the street who called him a bigot.

Jones repeatedly provoked the crowd and insulted them. At one point, he ignored police requests by ambling down to the front of police barricades while taunting his opponents.

Angered, some of those protesters stormed past their police barricades and marched across Michigan Avenue as they hurled bottles and shoes at Jones' supporters across from them. One woman spit in Jones' direction.

The young crowd then pushed down a security fence that separated them from Jones' supporters and surged forward, their faces tight with anger. For a moment, it appeared a major clash was about to break out.

But Arab-American leaders and police pushed back the angry group as dozens of police officers in full riot gear marched out in single file to separate the two sides. At least two were arrested. Dearborn Mayor John O'Reilly Jr. said afterward that Jones was responsible for creating the disturbance by ignoring city requests not to approach the barricade.

"He refused to comply," O'Reilly said. "He was asked, 'Please don't come to the barricade.' He just ignored us. ... His goal was to start trouble. ... That shows his character."


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Egypt’s Muslim Brotherhood Now Plans Big Political Role


This is not a good development! But, it wasn’t like people Sean Hannity didn’t see this coming. Look for Egyptian women to be treated like 2nd class citizens, but worse than that, Israel’s security is in grave danger.

This was never a Democratic uprising, but rather an Islamofacist takeover pure and simple.

The Blaze reports the once outlawed Muslim Brotherhood says it will contest half of the seats in Egypt’s parliamentary elections in September, revealing plans to become a major force in the country’s post-revolution politics.
The elections will be the first since the ouster of President Hosni Mubarak by a popular uprising in February.

The Brotherhood remained Egypt‘s best organized opposition group despite a campaign by Mubarak’s regime to suppress it. It successfully fielded candidates in previous parliamentary elections as independents.
At a news conference Saturday, the Brotherhood named the leaders of its new Freedom and Justice party.

The party will test to what extent the Brotherhood is willing to moderate its rigid religious discourse to try to win broader political support.


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Missile kills Khadafy's youngest son, madman unharmed


Gadhafi forces are still winning the war in Libya. Of course the MSM won’t report that for obvious reasons.

Rick Perry, Texas governor, rips Obama's trip to tornado-devastated Alabama: What about our fires?


I got a better point,Gov Perry!

Almost a year ago, Obama and the mainstream media virtually ignored the devastating flooding in Tennessee. He never visited there either.

I wonder if it’s because he lost Tennessee by double digits? Rush Limbaugh sure thought so.


New York Daily News reports as President Obama meets with Alabama families affected by deadly tornados that swept through the South earlier this week, Texas Gov. Rick Perry is asking: What about us?

The Republican, long a critic of the president, once again ripped the Obama administration Thursday. This time, he bashed Obama for not responding to an April 16 request for a declaration of emergency in the Lone Star State, where wildfires have destroyed nearly 2 million acres.

"You have to ask, 'Why are you taking care of Alabama and other states?'" said Perry.

Texas officials asked the White House to make the declaration, which would have allocated federal funds to help the state deal with the crisis.

"I know our letter didn't get lost in the mail," Perry added.


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Obama is running for re-election. And even though he lost Alabama by nearly 20 points to John McCain, there’s still a significant numbers of African Americans in Alabama that heeds desperately needs to hold the White House.

This the visit. It’s as simple as that.

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Black Chamber of Commerce Head Harry Alford: Obama is ‘Fanatical’ & ‘Marxist’ — I Only Voted for Him ‘Because He’s Black’


The Obama White House is starting a fake Black Chamber of Commerce to fool the public. Well, it’s gonna work with some Black folks, lets be real here.

However, it must be noted that Obama visited Al Sharpton in New York a few weeks ago. That’s a big change because two years ago when running for president Obama didn’t wanna be seen with Sharpton in public. So something is up with the Black vote.

The Blaze reports that Harry Alford is the president and CEO of the National Black Chamber of Commerce. And boy is he entertaining. He’s also not a fan of many of the business positions Democrats have taken.
You might remember him for his fiery exchange with call-me-Senator Barbara Boxer (D-CA) in 2009, when he accused the senator of infusing race into a congressional hearing:

Today he joined Laura Ingraham on her radio show to talk about Obama’s business policies. He started with this:

“Obama wanted the National Black Chamber to dance to his music and have blind allegiance to his crazy programs and agenda, which are totally anti-business. We are a pro-business organization. So we have to stand on the side of business, and the benefit of our members, which are black entrepreneurs.”

Eventually he got to calling Obama and the administration “Marxist” and “fanatical.”
“They might as well put on the brown shirts and swastikas,” he said.
But that’s not all. Alford also admitted he only voted for Obama “because he’s [Obama] black,” a move he now regrets.

“That is a lesson I will take to my grave,” he said solemnly, later saying Obama is “wrecking” the country and is “dangerous.”

You can listen to the entire, extremely opinionated interview below:

GOP in Crisis: Testosterone deficiency leaves America on suicidal path


The problems of this country, massive deficient, insane spending, and morale decline will not be addressed by the Democrat Party because they’re policies are the root causes for the mess that we’re in.

The only group that can right this course is the GOP!

However, what the GOP doesn’t realize is that they have a serious lack men who aren’t afraid to fight. Too many of the guys on our side are timid and soft.

They think they can operate in the PC environment that Liberals have cleverly set up, and win. That’s why so many GOPers have already neutered themselves before the battle ever begins. They’re too cowardly to break out and throw caution to the wind and say what needs to be said.

What Donald Trump has done is expose and indict the Achilles' heel that’s infecting the party—lack of courage.

It’s a sad state of affairs and unless these guys in the GOP or any GOPer running for office puts their balls back on, the country is doomed forever.

Friday, April 29, 2011

Video: Incredible cart wheeling verger Ben Sheward down Abbbey aisle Royal Wedding


I promised myself that I wasn’t going to blog about the Royal Wedding. I didn’t get up at 4:00 am to watch it. But, I did switch to it after the Mets were losing to the Phillies.

Yeah, it was cool to watch.

But after I saw this story, I couldn’t resist anymore, so shoot me.

Daily Mail reports the relief of getting the wedding out of the way was etched not just on the faces of the people involved but also in the actions of one of the clergymen.

Verger Ben Sheward decided that after the majority of the guests had gone he would do some acrobatics and cartwheeled down the aisle at Westminster Abbey.
The joy of the nation was summed up in his actions caught on camera as ITV continued to film what was going on inside the abbey to millions of people watching worldwide.



That was fun to see!

Good luck, Will and Kate!

Why Trump resonates (F bomb speech) with Republicans and what GOPers should take from it


We already know that Donald Trump is a very successful businessman. We already know he’s a real leader that knows what it takes to create jobs in the “real world.” There’s nothing theoretical about the guy. He didn’t cut his teeth in the classrooms and hallways at Harvard like a certain community organizer in the White House.

He did it in the cold, no non-sense world of American and Global business where profits are the measure of how well the business is doing.

But, all that is not the reason he’s hitting home runs with voters poll after poll. Bottom line, cut to the chase, the reason why Republicans are gravitating to Trump is because he’s saying EVERTHING REPUBLICANS WANNA HEAR that the present GOP Washington-class leaders are TOO CFHICKEN SHIT to SAY.
It’s as simple as that and the sooner these feckless bastards in the GOP realize that the better ti will be for them. These GOP morons have to get it into their thick skulls that America wants bold leadership, not a bunch of “Me-too” “tits on a bull” Republicans that are too damn timid to take it to BaraCK Obama and the Democrats.

Now, I don’t know if Trump is running, he might not. But, if he does these other men in the race for the nomination better step up their game! And I’ll tell you this. I’m not worried about Michele Bachmann or Sarah Palin because they already have more balls than Mitt Romney or Pawlenty.

Trump is the only male equivalent to Bachmann and Palin. That’s the damn problem with the GOP—too many weak ass, panty wearing, wanna be loved by the media guys like John Boehenr and Eric Cantor.

These metro sexual Republican RINOS needs to get the fuck out the Party and let real men like Allen West and Mark Rubio take over!







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The most important thing happening today (wedding? what wedding?) is clearly this article, up on Labour Uncut: http://labour-uncut.co.uk/2011/04/29/the-so-called-liberal-democrats-need-more-discrimination/


Less of this please

Obama “bans” reporter Carla Marinucci after she used smartphone to video tape protesters at DNC fund raiser


I guess the president doesn’t want the news to get out that he gets protestors at his events and it isn’t all love anymore for “The One!”

It’s only suppose to be worship and fainting at his very presence and he can’t have modern tech f’ening up his image that he’s work so hard on to fool the public at large.

SF Gate reports that the hip, transparent and social media-loving Obama administration is showing its analog roots. And maybe even some hypocrisy highlights.

White House officials have banished one of the best political reporters in the country from the approved pool of journalists covering presidential visits to the Bay Area for using now-standard multimedia tools to gather the news.

The Chronicle's Carla Marinucci - who, like many contemporary reporters, has a phone with video capabilities on her at all times - pulled out a small video camera last week and shot some protesters interrupting an Obama fundraiser at the St. Regis Hotel.

She was part of a "print pool" - a limited number of journalists at an event who represent their bigger hoard colleagues - which White House press officials still refer to quaintly as "pen and pad" reporting.

But that's a pretty Flintstones concept of journalism for an administration that presents itself as the Jetsons. Video is every bit a part of any journalist's tool kit these days as a functioning pen that doesn't leak through your pocket.

In fact, Carla and her reporting colleague, Joe Garofoli, founded something called "Shaky Hand Productions" - the semi-pro, sometimes vertiginous use of a Flip or phone camera by Hearst reporters to catch more impromptu or urgent moments during last year's California gubernatorial race that might otherwise be missed by TV.

The name has become its own brand; often politicians even ask if anyone from Shaky Hand will show at their event. For Carla, Joe and reporters at other Hearst newsrooms where Shaky Hand has taken hold, this was an appropriate dive into use of other media by traditional journalists catering to audiences who expect their news delivered in all modes and manners.

That's the world we live in and the President of the United States claims to be one of its biggest advocates.

Just the day before Carla's Stone Age infraction, Mr. Obama was at Facebook seated next to its founder, Mark Zuckerberg, and may as well have been wearing an "I'm With Mark" t-shirt for all the mutual admiration going back and forth.

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No, the tech savvy president can only be portrayed in a positive light. I like the, “we paid our dues, where’s our change?” Very catchy, I could see it on T-shirts for 2012.

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Thursday, April 28, 2011

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What the Lib media fails to accept is that Obama is a reality TV star, too!


There’s a term is psychology known as “projection” in which a person lays their own inner guilt over something upon someone else and blames them for the very thing they’re guilty of doing. It’s the cheating wife constantly accusing her husband of infidelity, or the fat slob counting how many times other people load up at the all you can eat food buffet.

Well, the same thing is true with the media’s dismissive attitude toward Donald Trump as just a reality TV star. First of all Trump was an extremely successful businessman 20 years before reality TV was ever invented. But, the bigger point is that there’s no bigger realty TV star than Barack Obama.

He got his big launch by Oprah Winfrey and Ellen DeGeneres. Gimmie a break here! There’s never been such lesser qualified candidate for president in the history of American politics. Obama never served as a governor, or mayor. He never ran a business—not even a lemon aide stand. Prior to his election, everything about Obma was based on optics and atmospherics. He dressed well and could a teleprompter better than anyone on the planet. But, take that teleprompter away and he thinks the United States is made of more than 57 states. He looks like a president should, calm, cool, collected. And enough stupid Americans, those that get their news from Jon Stewart, voted for him.

But, Barack Obama couldn’t fake the funk forever because although the media is powerful, they can’t do the job as president for him.

And now that he’s got a record of failure and disaster as president. The American people can row realize he’s really an empty suit that was always more sizzle than steak, or in other word, the Barack Obama as president reality show TV that’s taking America down the tubes!




There's no difference between Dog the Bounty Hunter and Barack Obama!

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Video: California man arrested for reading Bible outside DMV


Many times people don’t like to hear he Bible read to them because they can’t handle being convicted by it.

The Blaze reports when Mark Mackey, a member of the local Calvary Chapel, showed up to the DMV office in Hemet, CA on February 2, he had a goal: read the Bible and introduce those waiting in line to the “gospel of Jesus Christ.” And for about 15 minutes he was successful. That is until a California Highway Patrolman took the Bible from his hands, arrested him, and told him he was guilty of preaching to a “captive audience.”

So much for freedom of speech.

It's Guy Christmas!

Tonight is the NFL draft, the day that every guy looks forward to a year more than any other. It's also the day that Miami Dolphins fans like myself call, "The day when you punch a hole in your television."

The Dolphins, you see, are incredibly skilled at making draft picks that their fans hate. It would be one thing if the draft picks proved fans wrong once in a while...but all you have to do is look at the wikipedia page of Pat White to understand their track record. It's awful. The original Trail Of Tears involved Native Americans...this one involves people who like their team enough to somehow wear aqua and orange as a fashion statement. Nonetheless, myself and other fans of beleaguered franchises will watch anxiously and pray that a franchise Quarterback (I'm hoping for Ryan Mallett or Christian Ponder) will be selected by their team and not this year's Ted Ginn.

In the spirit of the draft, I present my favorite all time NFL draft-related video...a recap of every bad New York Jets draft blunder in recent years. The reactions of these mustachioed, overweight fans from Queens makes me smile every time...even if their current team is substantially better than mine:




Recap of the 2011 draft, including whichever no-names the Dolphins pick, coming soon!

It's Guy Christmas!

Tonight is the NFL draft, the day that every guy looks forward to a year more than any other. It's also the day that Miami Dolphins fans like myself call, "The day when you punch a hole in your television."

The Dolphins, you see, are incredibly skilled at making draft picks that their fans hate. It would be one thing if the draft picks proved fans wrong once in a while...but all you have to do is look at the wikipedia page of Pat White to understand their track record. It's awful. The original Trail Of Tears involved Native Americans...this one involves people who like their team enough to somehow wear aqua and orange as a fashion statement. Nonetheless, myself and other fans of beleaguered franchises will watch anxiously and pray that a franchise Quarterback (I'm hoping for Ryan Mallett or Christian Ponder) will be selected by their team and not this year's Ted Ginn.

In the spirit of the draft, I present my favorite all time NFL draft-related video...a recap of every bad New York Jets draft blunder in recent years. The reactions of these mustachioed, overweight fans from Queens makes me smile every time...even if their current team is substantially better than mine:




Recap of the 2011 draft, including whichever no-names the Dolphins pick, coming soon!

Oahu is a beautiful island where travelers come when they want it all: Aloha strength and an Aloha Tower, a "Diamond" Head and a "Pearl" Harbor, A luau poi bowl and the NFL Pro Bowl,  Five-star restaurants and a million-star skyline, Kitsch and Cartier, Big waves and "Tiny Bubbles" etc.  Al these are found in Oahu which can be named as "The Gathering Place". Oahu is famous as the third largest island in the Hawaiian chain, surrounding 597 square miles. This is, by far, Hawaii’s most heavily populated island, with more than 875,000 people (75 percent) of the state’s total population calling Oahu home.

Hawaii’s Big Island offers a huge variety of climatic zones, from seasonal snowcapped mountains to black sand beaches, stretch across its huge landscape making rich pockets of adventure for first-time visitors to travel around. Major resort destinations on Hawaii’s Big Island comprise the Kohala Coast, Historic Kailua Village (Kailua-Kona) and Keauhou. There are also some hotels and accommodations in Hilo and Puna on the east side, whereas upcountry Waimea provides attractive getaways. While staying in Kona if you are just planning to visit Hawaii Volcanoes National Park then consider staying in Hilo, Puna or the Volcano area for a night as a one-day round trip can’t give you sufficient time to discover the park. 

The must-see for any extraordinary visitor is Hawaii Volcanoes National Park. At this World Heritage Site one can observe the memorable spectacle of real-time creation and destruction: Arid deserts, cavernous lava tubes and the impulsive Kilauea volcano that has been exploding from 1983. A visitor will find a good deal rental rates for fully prepared late model cars in Hawaii. Now, it has become very easy to book on-line and get a discount Hawaii car hire. So, I think in this way we can secure our discount rental car for the Hawaiian Islands. We can take the benefits of Jeeps and rental cars by Hilo car rental, car rental Oahu, Kauai car rental and Molokai car rental on the Big Island of Hawaii.

Obama declares state of emergency for tornados that rocked parts of Alabama death rises to 72


This is really tough to see. The power of God is something to behold. Look for the climater change nuts to crawl out the woodwork and blame man for this storm.

It has to be too much use of fossil fuels causing this strange weather, right? God has nothing to do with it?

Think again!


Daily Mail reports:

• Current death toll stands at 58 in Alabama, 11 in Mississippi, two in Georgia and one in Tennessee

• Alabama university town of Tuscaloosa one of worst hit areas and amazing video shows tornado hitting

• Louisiana police officer killed in Mississippi when a tree fell onto his tent as he shielded his young daughter

Severe weather across South could beat 1974 record of 148 tornadoes in 16 hours

Severe storms laced with tornadoes battered America’s South on Wednesday and killed at least 72 people across four states.

Fifty-eight people died in Alabama, 11 in Mississippi, two in Georgia and one in Tennessee - with parts of the city that is home to the University of Alabama destroyed by a gigantic tornado.

Homes and buildings across Tuscaloosa were taken apart, one hospital said its emergency room had admitted at least 100 people and a video showed paramedics lifting a child out of a flattened home.


The storm system spread destruction on Tuesday night and Wednesday from Texas to Georgia, and it is forecast to hit the Carolinas next and then move further northeast.

A state of emergency was declared in Alabama, where 15 were killed just in Birmingham, and drivers were abandoning their cars in Tuscaloosa as traffic was halted by downed trees and power lines.


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Anybody who gets up 4:00 am to watch Kate Middleton and Prince William get married is a LOOOOSEEEEER!!!


Gimmie a break with all this royal wedding stuff!

Hey, I have nothing against Kate and William, they seem like nice people. But, the American press is trying so hard to make this bigger than Prince Charles marrying Lady Dianna, and it’s soooo far from that.

Bottom lime, Kate and Will couldn’t be more boring! Somebody hit my snooze bottom I’m falling asleep again (yawn).

Much love to my British readers though, this is nothing personal, only business.
God Save the Queen!

P.S.
I’m a Prince Harry fan. He’s the cool one. I would watch his wedding.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Let me breakdown the man-made climate change myth for ya’ll


We have scientists, doctors and other researchers actively trying to find a cure for diseases like cancer, right? In order to keep that research money coming in, scientists have to constantly remind us, “Hey we have this cancer and that cancer to deal with and try to cure for!”

Totally understandable, right?

Well, around the world we have scientists who are dedicated to finding the cause of so-called “man-made climate change”. So what do you think these scientists are gonna say in order to keep the millions of dollars of research money coming in?

“Climate change is really happening!”

Now where is my check?

Donald Trump forces Obama’s hand by forcing him to release his long form birth cert, Trump claims victory like a true Mack


We haven’t seen macking like this since Bill Clinton when Donald Trump boldly and without any hint of shame took credit for President Obama releasing his long form birth cert. It was a site to see the assembled press getting indignant with Trump for not cowering in a fatal position and eating crow.

But, a true Mack doesn’t do that!
So Trump snatched victory from the jaws of embarrassment and co-opted the moment into a victory dance. Meanwhile the Obama looks stupid by being bested by a reality TV star.

I agree with Rush Limbaugh who theorized that Obama saw the polling data was going the other way on the birth cert issue. The reason Obama didn’t release his BC in the first place was because it played to his advantage of portraying birthers as a fringe group and garner public sympathy.

However, recwnt polls said that as much as 38% of the American people and growing think Obama was born outside of the U.S. Those aren’t fridge numbers!

So Obama blinked!

Now, it’s time for Obama to release all his college transcripts to see what kind of student he really was.

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Trumpis a master Mack!

Annual Reminder That Sampras And Federer Are Nerds

Just in case you caught a Gatorade or Rolex commercial with Pete Sampras and/or Roger Federer and actually thought for a second they were cool, here is your annual reminder:



Ah yes, the classic fist pound/high five folly, guaranteeing failure on every social level. You can almost see this interaction happening with them in high school, and continuing on with them giggling awkwardly and then comparing World Of Warcraft screen names. The jock in me is having trouble not kicking sand in their faces and stealing their girlfriends.

On a side note: Hey, finally an excuse to add "tennis" as a tag, for all of you rabid, blood-thirsty enthusiasts out there!

Annual Reminder That Sampras And Federer Are Nerds

Just in case you caught a Gatorade or Rolex commercial with Pete Sampras and/or Roger Federer and actually thought for a second they were cool, here is your annual reminder:



Ah yes, the classic fist pound/high five folly, guaranteeing failure on every social level. You can almost see this interaction happening with them in high school, and continuing on with them giggling awkwardly and then comparing World Of Warcraft screen names. The jock in me is having trouble not kicking sand in their faces and stealing their girlfriends.

On a side note: Hey, finally an excuse to add "tennis" as a tag, for all of you rabid, blood-thirsty enthusiasts out there!

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Heckler Handcuffed at Allen West Townhall Is Former Air America Host


I like how Liberals really wanna get some face time at these town halls. So, in essence these are the entitlement minded people wanting to argue to continue getting free shit.

Palm Beach Post:

FORT LAUDERDALE — U.S. Rep. Allen West’s first town hall meeting since voting for a controversial Medicare proposal saw three hecklers removed — one in handcuffs — from a generally supportive crowd of about 500.
The Tuesday night meeting was West’s first meeting with constituents since his April 15 vote for a Republican budget that includes a revamping of Medicare.
West was less than a minute into his remarks tonight when two or three men began shouting from the audience.

“How about our Medicare that you’re stealing?” shouted one.
“How about allowing questions from the audience?” shouted another man, apparently dissatisfied with West’s decision to answer written questions submitted by audience members before the meeting.








Way to stand up West!

(h/t) The Blaze

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Pub singer Simon Ledger arrested for singing Kung Fu Fighting-It’s Racist


Political correctness is getting out of hand. We’ll get to the point where we won’t be able to even say Good Morning to each other for fear of offending somebody. .

The Sun reports a pub singer was arrested for alleged "racism" after belting out the chart hit Kung Fu Fighting as two Chinese people walked past.

One of them complained to cops, who later nicked stunned Simon Ledger - in a Chinese restaurant.

Simon, 34, often performs the song in Sandown, Isle of Wight. He said: "I hadn't even seen these two."


Now he fears he could get a criminal record.

Cops sprang into action and arrested Simon despite the fact that he regularly features the 1974 No1 in his act at a seaside pub.

Simon, who has performed on TV with Michael Barrymore, was doing a spot with a pal at the town's Driftwood Beach Bar on Sunday afternoon.

All went well until he began the Carl Douglas disco classic, with its famous Chinese-sounding riff.

Simon said: "We were performing Kung Fu Fighting, as we do during all our sets. People of all races were loving it. Chinese people have never been offended by it before.

"But this lad walking past with his mum called us w*****s and did the hand sign before taking a picture on his mobile phone.

"We hadn't even seen them when we started the song. He must have phoned the police.


"They phoned me when I was in a Chinese restaurant that night. They arranged to meet me and I was arrested.


I thought it was a joke but they were serious. They seemed pretty amazed but said the law is the law and it was their duty. It's political correctness gone potty."

Simon added: "There are plenty of Welsh people at our shows - does it mean I can't play any Tom Jones?"

Bar owner Sean Ware said: "The song is in no way racist and nor is Simon. There is no way he would abuse anyone.

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Not Another Teen Movie - Token Black Guy-Yeah, it is funny!


I still laugh at these scenes from this flick that spoofs all those teen films. And yes, what makes it so damn funny is there really always was a token black dude.

It’s whack!






That’s funny!

You’re Trying to Put Words in My Mouth:‘ Franklin Graham Spars With O’Donnell Over Obama’s Faith


Lawrence O’Donnell does a classic Liberal move of quoting scripture, not knowing anything about the context to try and trip up Franklin Graham.

It doesn’t work of course!

The Blaze reports this weekend, Rev. Franklin Graham (son of Billy) shocked the media when he seemed to question the president’s place of birth, or at least wondered why the president won’t produce his birth certificate. Lawrence O’Donnell took notice, and on Monday night, he invited Graham on the program for one of his trademarked, contentious interviews.

In it, O’Donnell tried to blast Graham for seeming to support Donald Trump. But the real fireworks came when O‘Donnell played part of Graham’s weekend ABC interview in which he said this about Obama’s faith:

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Wedding Floating Candles | Beautiful Centerpiece

The gown, the wedding cake, the pretty flowers, the cuisine for your reception and anything else that comes with a wedding, can get extremely expensive. Here is an excellent idea for your reception that will be incredibly beautiful and will not cost an arm and a leg. You have probably spent thousands of dollars in preparation of your wedding. How about making your own table centerpieces with wedding floating candles? In fact, this is a fairly simple thing to do. Start by doing an online search to find candles that would be appropriate for a wedding reception. Maybe you want roses or hearts or a mix of other types of candles? Perhaps you can use simple white candles and decorate them with real authentic flowers or artificial ones. You can buy inexpensive clear glass bowls so that you insert a few decorated candles inside them.

Even ask someone in your family or your wedding party to assist by coming up with an idea for your wedding floating candles centerpieces. Who knows, they may even help you get all the different variations you will need to put them together. If you choose this method, I am sure money will be saved in the long run. If your timing gets in the way of contributing into making your centerpieces, do some Internet searching for floating candles in kits. You can buy the kits with all the pieces included to put your centerpieces together.

Wedding Flower | Christmas Wedding Flowers

The Christmas holidays are a joyful and festive season of the year. Christmas weddings can be just as exciting as the season itself by using beautiful silk Christmas flowers in your bouquets and decorations. The Red rose symbolizes love and makes beautiful hand tied bouquets, especially when wrapping the stems with silver ribbons adorned with pearls. Small silver bells can be added to carry out a Silver Bells wedding theme. When carried down the aisle by a bridesmaid, their sounds add excitement and ambiance to the wedding theme.

A story about the Christmas rose is linked to the birth of Christ. A poor shepherd girl named Madelon was tending her sheep on the night Christ was born. The wise men and other shepherds were giving gifts of gold, myrrh, frankincense, fruit and honey to the Christ child. Madelon had nothing to give and began to cry. As she wept an angel passed by seeing her and stooped down brushing away snow at her feet to uncover the most beautiful Christmas rose which she presented as her gift of love for the new baby. When choosing Christmas wedding bouquets, remember to keep size in mind. Especially the brides bouquet. An oversized bouquet can distract from the brides wedding gown. The wedding bouquet should compliment the wedding gown and help show off the bride and her beauty. After all she is the main attraction of the day.

Cartoon Wedding Invitations | Getting Married Is Supposed To Be Fun

Cartoon wedding invitations are a fun twist on traditional formal wedding invitations. Let's face it, no matter how much money people spend on their wedding invitations, very rarely do you receive one that truly captures your attention. They all kind of look the same despite any effort to make them unique. This isn't the case with cartoon wedding invitations. Each wedding invitation is totally unique to the individual couple. These invitations are often creative and individual expressions of the couple's personality. You can provide all the detailed information a wedding invitation requires but the clever presentation will catch the eye of everyone!

Your cartoon wedding invitations can include your favorite cartoon or comic book characters, perhaps dressed in full wedding apparel to represent you and your significant other. Another idea is to set it up like a newspaper comic, a four panel cartoon, informing people of your wedding date. You may also decide to have an illustrator create caricatures of the two of you for the enjoyment of friends and family. The caricature portrait could display the two of you in funny situations or poses. An exaggerated caricature portrait may be something that wedding guests would likely keep in a scrapbook to remember the event and laugh at your colorful and clever wedding invitation.

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Donald Trump: How did Barack Obama get into Ivy League schools as a bad student?


How is a person who said there were 57 states ever graduate Harvard? I’ve been more concerned about Obama’s college record, which he still hasn’t released to the public, more than anything else.

Perhaps he wasn’t as good a student as everyone thinks? Every other president has released his college records. It’s a standard thing to do.

But, not Obama, why?

Hidden bombshell? Maybe Obama got financial aide as a foreign student?

The Politico reports that Donald Trump is upping the ante against President Barack Obama's legitimacy, raising questions on Monday night about how the president was admitted to two Ivy League schools.

Trump openly questioned how Obama, who he said had been a "terrible student," got accepted into Columbia University for undergraduate studies and then Harvard Law School.

"I heard he was a terrible student, terrible," Trump told the Associated Press in an interview, a claim he's made in the past but one he doubled down on by suggesting he's probing that area of the president's life.

"How does a bad student go to Columbia and then to Harvard? I'm thinking about it, I'm certainly looking into it. Let him show his records," he said, without providing backup for his claim.


Trump added, "I have friends who have smart sons with great marks, great boards, great everything and they can't get into Harvard."

"We don't know a thing about this guy," Trump said. "There are a lot of questions that are unanswered about our president."


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Liberals can say anything stupid, and its aaaallll right. But, a Republican? 24/7 coverage that lasts for weeks.

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Obama won’t produce birth certificate because it would reveal TRUE identity of his father: Hawaii senator’s extraordinary claim


So now we have yet another theory as to why Obama won’t release his long form birth certificated.

So much mystery surrounding the community organizer from the Southside of Chicago. How much longer does the American people have to wait for the truth?

I just love pissing Libs off at this point. It’s funny to see the veins budge from their necks whenever this issue comes up.

Daily Mail reports that a member of the Hawaii State Senate said today he believes Barack Obama is not releasing his long-form birth certificate because he may want to hide the identity or citizenship of his father.

In an extraordinary outburst, Republican Sam Slom said the 'real issue' behind the reluctance of the President, who says he was born in Hawaii, to release full details from his birth certificate was unlikely to be because he wanted to hide his place of birth.

'My particular point of view... is that [Obama] probably was born [in Hawaii] and that the real issue is not the birth certificate, but what's on the birth certificate,' Slom said in an interview on New York's WABC 770 AM radio station.

'It could have to do with what his name is on the birth certificate, who is actually listed as his father, the citizenship of the father,' Slom said.

In recent months, the birthplace of Obama has become a burning issue, with detractors of the President questioning whether he was in fact born in Kenya - even though Hawaii officials have certified he was born in the U.S. state.

Slom, who said he once lived in the same building as Obama in Hawaii's capital, said: 'My belief is that there is a birth certificate, he was born here, but that there is information that for reasons known only to him he doesn't want released.

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Maybe his father was from another planet? Just kidding…

Monday, April 25, 2011

Hey, Barack! High Gas prices is your fault, buddy!


I like how the media is bending over backwards not to blame President Obama for high gas prices.

They really think Americans won’t notice a double standard considering the media put on a 24/7 blame-fest when gas prices spiked under President George W. Bush.

But, the president continuing his asinine moratorium on oil drilling in the U.S. doesn’t help Americans shelling out more bucks at the pump. The truth is we have a president that doesn’t mind if gas goes up in price. He said as such in 2007. Like a typical Democrat, Obama is beholden to environmental lobbyist that will come up with the most bogus reasons not to drill for domestic oil.

So Obama can do his Man of La Mancha routine all he wants and created new demons, like speculators, to fool the ignorant and the ill-informed (Obama’s base).

This president is a horror show, with an approval rating at 40% and sinking. Obama is making Jimmy Carter look like John Adams, he’s really that bad.

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Butterfly Wedding Cake | Butterfly Release and Other Wedding Trends

The tradition of a bride and groom departing from their wedding reception in a cloud of thrown rice has long since past. Not only is the concept of rice throwing an old trend, but it also presents problems for the environment (birds mistake the rice for food and can choke on it), and it makes a huge mess for the venue to clean. Still, every newlywed couple desires a dramatic send-off to their honeymoon, and that means getting creative. Presently, there are several unique trends in the wedding world to send the happy couple off to their new life in a fun and mess-free fashion. A growing favorite among wedding parties has become the release of live animals. Dove releases have been a part of different ceremonies throughout history.

One of the greatest advantages of a butterfly release is that every guest, young and old, can participate, if the couple chooses. Many companies provide the inexpensive butterflies in individual boxes or other personalized butterfly wedding favors for guests to take home. Guests will love to see the beautiful butterflies floating from bouquet to bouquet or landing on a guest's shoulder. These tender moments with the butterflies make wedding photos come alive and leave lasting impressions on everyone in attendance. Butterflies also carry a heavy symbolic weight. Because of their transformation process from caterpillar to cocoon to butterfly, they represent a transition and renewed life. Just like the butterflies, husband and wife are emerging to take their first steps in their new life together.

Butterfly Wedding Themes | Fluttery Decor For a Whimsical Marriage Ceremony

For the ceremonial part of your wedding day, you can easily incorporate butterflies into the theme of your special day. Butterfly wedding accessory collections come in a variety of colors including white, pastel blue, pretty pink, soft green and pastel lavender. A whimsical flower girl basket for carrying rose petals down the aisle; a ring bearer pillow to carry the precious wedding bands; the slightly naughty butterfly garter for the bride to wear on her wedding day or to toss at the wedding reception. To remember the ceremony, a butterfly theme guest signing book and fancy satin wrapped pen set are also available in your favorite butterfly themed colours. In written form, the traditional wedding bulletin or program can be printed on butterfly stationary cards for an elegant touch that ties the whole theme together.

Of course, one of the ultimate special touches for a butterfly theme wedding is to have real, live butterflies released right after the bride and groom exchange wedding vows. A really nice touch is to give everyone at the wedding ceremony their own special butterfly box and have everyone release a butterfly at the same time. This can be a nice alternative to throwing rice or blowing bubbles as the bride and groom walk down the aisle as newly pronounced husband and wife. A few tips if you choose to do this: Butterflies will only fly when the temperature is above 55 degrees and preferably sunny. If the weather is very cold or very hot, the butterflies may not take flight at your wedding. Naturally, this means that for night and candlelit weddings, butterflies will probably not leave their little box.

Tony La Russa's Daughter Is An Attractive Raiders Cheerleader





I use the images above as exhibit A, B, and C to reach the following verdict: Tony La Russa may be one of the ugliest people on this planet we call Earth. I'm sorry to put it that bluntly, but a fact is a fact. There has been more than one time that I've been watching a Cardinals game, they've cut to the dugout, and I've had to stop eating a sandwich. I don't blame the guy, as drinking a crap-ton of liquor, yelling at umps, and spending the summers baking in the sun does little to aid one's complexion.

Still, you can imagine my surprise when I came across this picture:




Pretty attractive, no? Brace yourselves...it's Tony La Russa's DAUGHTER!

Oh, wait, you garnered that from the title of this post? Crap. I should have thought of that.

Oh well, too lazy to change it now.

Apparently Bianca La Russa has tried out to be an Oakland Raiders cheerleader and is going to be named to their dance squad this year. Doing a quick google image search of Bianca La Russa, I am floored this person came from Tony La Russa's family tree and no one knew about it. It's like finding out Dudley Moore's daughter is Brooklyn Decker, or Steven Tyler's daughter is....Liv Tyler...well, you get the point.

Here are more images of Bianca. Credit her mom: